do you want to hear a joke
the north american education system
sometimes i forget one direction are world wide famous then they sell 100 thousand tickets in under 30 minutes and i’m like oh yeah



you haven’t experienced true pain until you’ve played candy crush and have one move left and one jelly left to clear and there’s no way you can do it

I LOVE THE LOOK ON HIS FACE WHEN HE GETS POKED. Like ‘Woah there. That was uncalled for.’